Taken by one wonderful guy =]
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
(via jayzee35)@1 day ago with 117150 notes
so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but
i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE
i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS
UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM
(via insanedreamslucidmind)@1 day ago with 91813 notes
flcl91 asked: I know that it is your birthday!!! Happy Birthday!!! I love you!!!
I love you too <3 thank you. You’ve only said happy birthday around 50 times already.
And…you just said it again sitting next to me.
Damn, you’re weird <3 I love you.@1 day ago